The full-resolution version of my original video to the woman I call “the Queen” — the private, unlisted video I recorded for her and sent to an audience of exactly one person. One podcast or channel buys it, premieres it, and keeps clip rights forever. When it sells, it is gone.
In August 2026 I met a woman, fell hard in the first week, called her my queen — and when she asked for space, I sat down in front of my camera at 6 in the morning and recorded her a fifteen-minute video instead. This is that video. Not a reenactment, not a story about it — the actual unlisted video I sent her, in the original 1440p.
I’m not going to spoil what I say in it — the premiere belongs to the buyer. What I’ll tell you is this: I recorded it at my most certain, and it plays very differently from the outside. There’s scripture. There’s an ultimatum. There are sentences I would not say the same way today. Every second of it is real, and it has never been seen publicly by anyone.
Commentary runs on primary sources, and almost nobody ever gets one like this: a man documenting his own behavior, in high resolution, with no self-awareness filter, at the exact moment it happened. You don’t have to describe modern dating at its most unfiltered — you can roll the clip. React to it, analyze it, laugh at it, use it as a case study, cut it into shorts. The license below lets you do all of that, forever.
And because I’m selling it myself, you’re not gambling on a takedown: the copyright holder is handing you the footage with written permission. No fair-use anxiety, no content claim, no blurred screen recording of a screen recording.
94.7% of the original video remains intact. I removed approximately 50 seconds — seven short cuts — solely to protect her privacy: her name, her age, and details that could identify her work. Nothing else was touched. No color grading, no cleanup, no damage control. The awkward parts are all still in there, which is the point.
I retain full copyright ownership of the original video. Your purchase grants you a license to use the video under the terms above. It does not transfer ownership of the copyright.
Once someone buys the exclusive premiere license, this offer is gone — the stock indicator on this page flips to sold out and the buy buttons disable. The one-purchase limit is enforced by the same on-chain marketplace that runs the rest of this site, not by an honor system.
After payment is completed, you receive immediate access to the video through Google Drive — the link unlocks right here on this page and stays saved to your profile. Pay by card or with ICP; either way, sign-in with Internet Identity takes one click and creates your account automatically.
Talk with me one on one before purchasing, or reach me in the community chat. If you cover dating and relationships, you may also want my dating coach offer — yes, I see the irony, and no, that doesn’t make the footage less real.