I'll sign one copy of any of my 35 books for you and send it to you anywhere in the world! Tell me in the instructions which book you would like signed and any other requests such as "Sign it to [Your Name Here]"
Never read any of my books? I recommend "Un Fn Myself" as my life story autobiography to begin with. For anyone not putting any information in the instructions, I'll send Un Fn Myself signed.
Interested in my recovery journey, get "Speaker Meeting 2017"
Want to hear the full story of my time as a police officer? Get "Officer Banfield"
The story of my time on the internet before 2026 is "I Was Famous on the Internet"