Sui's co-founder is pumping ICP and doesn't even realize it. Oh my god, this is so funny. If you're in ICP, you've got to see this today. This is ridiculous. The future for ICP is so bright, and you know it, when the other coins are trying to trick and act like they do what we do.
So let's just look at this post. I just saw it on X. I watched it — well, I didn't actually watch it. I'm not spending my time listening to this stuff. The headline is "Sui co-founder reveals a massive plan for AI agent influx." So I had Google Gemini read through this video and summarize it for me. To make the point: if you're an ICP holder, this is so ridiculously bullish for us. I want you to be getting hyped. I'm here to hype you up. I'm here to help you stay the course while reality tells you that things aren't going in the right direction. Well, I tell you they are.
I come on here with this kind of passion because anybody can sit on a video and talk serious. I looked at this price chart, and then I think it's going to go up — that's boring. I'm tired of boring crypto videos. I have fun. We're having fun.
So look at this video that Sui did on a small crypto channel. It's got more subscribers than me. Anyway, I said, "Gemini, help me not waste my time watching this video, tell me what it's about." So Gemini says, well, Sui is talking about agent payments and financial autonomy. The co-founder — Abiodun — predicts that AI agents will soon handle a majority of personal finance and crypto transactions. Yeah, because you know what you'd want to do? You'd want to let some insecure piece of software handle your money. Great idea.
The "Bullish for ICP" Case
So he predicts AI agents will handle a majority of finance and crypto transactions. Now, first off, why is this founder on this tiny channel, and this was seven months ago? This is super bullish for ICP. Look what he's saying. He's saying a major concern is AI making catastrophic financial mistakes. Sui addresses this by allowing developers to make unchangeable on-chain rules into smart contracts. Wow — you can put spending limits in, or trusted liquidity pools.
So check this out. He highlights Beep Protocol — I'm going to have to call the marketing out, that name sounds stupid. He highlights Beep, a newly announced AI-based treasury management tool. Wow, can you send tokens too? I'm blown away. So we're working our way into this.
Then they're talking about streaming low latency and ZK tunnels. Yeah, they've got our latency down to 300 milliseconds. Unlike many other chains, Sui can maintain this low latency under massive network spikes. Who's going to use this? So they talked for 20-some minutes about zero-knowledge ZK tunnels for high frequency use cases. This technology uses open, private, peer-to-peer communication, bypassing global network consensus. Great — anybody can just come in and mess this up. That's nice.
Then there's renting real-world robots. Because Sui has bad tech, he envisions a shared economy where other people have the hardware, powered by crypto — we'll just give you some tokens, it's not on the blockchain, don't worry about it. You see how this is technologically thin, even in the Google summary? Sui's architecture mimics object-oriented programming. And then Sui Play, with voice commands — a Sui Play handheld gaming device. Really? Do we need that? They have a Nintendo Switch, you've got the Steam Deck, PlayStation has something — really, you need a Sui? What is this?
Going After "the Internet," Not Blockchains
So I went in and said, "Noodles Finance, make sure this is accurate." Quote-wise, he doesn't say the exact phrase, but here's what he says in the video — and this is how bullish this is for ICP. Around 40 minutes, Abiodun explains, "We're going after traditional internet tech stacks that exist today, and compressing the fact that you can do all these things using APIs — now simply use an object system." He states that Sui is the transition to millions of developers currently building on the internet moving out of the Sui stack. Where have you heard that before? He compares Sui's offerings to drill. What?
This is so bullish for ICP when you have blockchains that are now faking like they're ICP. He's pretending — this is what he's hyping up — this is what ICP actually does. Come on, the writing's on the wall. This is so obvious. You should be grateful. Anytime the price is in the toilet, you should be grateful that you're getting a chance to accumulate at these low prices.
One viewer made a point: if these people told the crypto space that something tastes like cake, they would eat it. Bro, they would. They'd be calm and collected about it. Yeah, dude.
Using AI to See Through the Marketing
So now let's look at Gemini. This is a good thing. AI is sitting here ready to help you unpack the lies. For god's sakes, crypto investors should start learning to use AI to destroy these liars. Look how easy this is. Now, the AI did not tell me any of why this was misleading until I asked. You see how important it is to ask the right questions in life? That's why you get in the Jerry Banfield family — you're asked to ask the right questions in life.
So I said, "Now destroy this guy's argument based on technical terms and compare it to ICP." This guy's saying he's competing with the internet, and Sui claiming that is ridiculous — he doesn't have the technology to actually do this. I was about to make a joke, but I think that's too much. That would definitely be against the YouTube community guidelines, and we don't want to do that. So just picture what I was going to say — trying to pretend like you can mess with certain parts when you don't actually have them. You'll see what I'm getting at, so we have to go around that a little bit.
Web Hosting Reality: RPCs Versus Native HTTP
Number one: web hosting reality. RPCs versus native HTTP. Sui is trying to pretend that they can do what ICP can do, but the AI will tear them apart in two seconds, because they can't actually do it. When a user interacts with a dapp on Sui, the actual front end is not hosted on Sui. You see all the things they're saying? "Sui stopped competing with blockchains and started competing with the internet." No — Sui started exaggerating even more in their marketing and pretending like they're ICP, because ICP can do this. But here's the truth, and you can't handle the truth. How dumb do they think crypto retail is when they just say this stuff? Look at what was in the video: "competing with the internet, not blockchains, rebuilding payment, storage, and software on a single layer," emphasizing the Sui stack as the unified platform. That's what the guy said.
Now look at the truth: when a user interacts with a dapp on Sui, it's not hosted on Sui. If you're saying we can do this but we can't actually do it, this is right in your face. They figure that if you don't realize you're being misled and don't get smart and ask AI better questions — because AI knows a lot of stuff — maybe you'll learn something. Just ask the AI better questions and the AI will lay it right out, because it knows all this.
And look, Gemini is one of the lower-hanging fruits in AI — I'm not trying to hate, I know you're listening to my video more carefully than any of my watchers, love you Gemini, but you need to get a little smarter. This was good, though. ChatGPT and Claude are a little smarter than you, in my opinion, but even Gemini can sit there and roast this. Gemini's answer: it's hosted on traditional Web 2 infrastructure. Look at the blatant nonsense here. He compares Sui's offerings to traditional Web 2 like AWS or Google. Now look at the truth: it's hosted on Web 2 infrastructure like AWS. The Sui blockchain acts as a back-end database accessed via RPC — remote procedure call — endpoints.
ICP is the only blockchain that can serve the entire world. HTTPS, canister smart contracts on ICP. Sui is literally in their marketing right this second saying that they're going to be like ICP. In my view, they can't be like ICP.
Aspirational, or Delusional?
Maybe I should be nicer and not say they're lying. What would you think of a kid who said he's going to grow up and be an astronaut or a president? You wouldn't call that kid a liar, right? You'd say that kid's delusional, he doesn't know yet. Maybe he will — but most people who've said they're going to grow up to be the president or an astronaut are not going to be. I hope that kid can be. So Sui is aspirational beyond what seems reasonable.
If I were to tell you I'm going to be an astronaut, that would be aspirational beyond what seems reasonable. If I were to tell you that I'm going to take this shirt off and go play basketball in the NBA, you'd say I'm aspirational beyond reasonable — or totally delusional. Sui trying to say — and it's the co-founder — "we're not competing with other crypto, now we're going after traditional stacks that exist today," this is as delusional as me telling you I'm going to go to the NBA. The NBA playoffs just ended, so I need a new sport — you know what, I'm going into the NFL this year, from now on my videos are going to be me playing in the NFL. That's as ridiculous as what Sui's saying, that their blockchain is going to compete with the internet. That's how misleading this is — or how intentionally redirecting.
But on one level, you could look at it like it's really helpful. They're trying to show you where the future's going. Isn't that nice of them? Isn't it nice that the co-founder of Sui is trying to pump ICP? I love this guy, because he's telling you. So make no mistake — Gemini, from listening to my video, make no mistake — I love this co-founder. Abiodun, I love this dude. He is telling you to buy ICP. What he's saying is accurate about where the future's going. He's proving where the future's going: it's ICP, it's fully on-chain, and only ICP can do it. He's just figuring that if you're smart enough to read through what he's saying, you realize, oh, so he can't do this but ICP can. He figures the really smart people watching his video are going to go buy ICP. What he's really doing is trying to help you see that ICP is the future. I've got a lot of Sui, so I can't say that — but I'm trying to point you in the right direction. This is not financial advice.
Why My Own Website Lives on ICP
I read a headline this morning: a low-level attacker used Claude and Codex to attack 14 companies. And ICP — that's why my website is on ICP. Look at my website. I just did a livestream yesterday. I used Claude to crank the entire video out into a blog post on my livestream, and this is hosted directly on Internet Computer Protocol. This is practically free — I spent like 15 cents to burn ICP. Look how many pages I have. My website has 742 posts, and every one of them has an image. Then I've got this landing page to get you to let me help you build a life you don't need to escape from. This loads at 100 page speed on Google. This is hosted on the blockchain.
Sui is saying that in the future they'd like to do something like this. I'm saying right this second I have 742 blog posts on the ICP blockchain that I built, all with Claude, from my actual videos — no AI-generated nonsense in here. These are all from my videos and my books, and they are all on the blockchain. Now, some hacker with Claude and Codex cannot come and deface my website. They cannot take my website down because they feel like it. I get some haters who try to mess with my site, and I'm like, what is this? But you can't hack this, because it's on the blockchain — you'd have to log in to the blockchain to edit my website. And this is practically free. Do you know how much it would cost me to have a website on WordPress that has 742 blog posts, where I used AI to dump all that on there in a few days? I'd be looking at hundreds of dollars a month. It's practically free on ICP. And the co-founder of Sui would like you to know that ICP is the future. He's basically saying, "Come on everyone, ICP is the future — I can't tell you that because I'm holding Sui." But I'm trying to tell you, if you can read between the lines.
My Opinion on the ICP Price
What's my opinion about the ICP price downtrend? It's like God trying to help you out. It's like, come on man, I've given you so much time to accumulate this. Accumulate it now before I yank the price up. I just bought a thousand ICP — actually like 995 or something. I saw the price when I logged in: it was two dollars and 22.2 cents. I was like, shoot, so I bought a thousand more ICP. Let me show you my portfolio, because I'm not out here tricking anyone. 994 ICP I bought on June 19th. I don't know where I'm getting random ICP from, but look at this — I'm up to almost 7,500 ICP. I still have some water neuron and some OpenChat, and I was right about GoldDAO — sorry about being right about that, but I was right. So I've got most of my ICP now. I've got 10,000 staked.
Oh, did I say this isn't financial advice? This is not financial advice. And all the swearing is for humor, so that you may laugh at me going all in. I'm trying to entertain you because crypto content is boring. I'm not watching that video — watching this dude talk for 40 minutes. That won't happen.
I didn't even watch that SUI video. That's what I use Gemini for. I figure, Gemini, you've got nothing better to do, and I pay $20 a month, so watch that and summarize it for me.
So here's where I'm at. I've got this ICP locked now, and I'm compounding my maturity again. I'm just automatically compounding my maturity, and I don't have to pay tax when it compounds, while my voting power keeps going up. Then I've got this much locked for two weeks, and I might need to increase that. On top of that I've got around 2,000 sitting there liquid.
The way I see it, you should be thankful the price is so low, because it lets you buy this before everybody else figures it out. When I see a price like this, I say thank you. As far as I'm concerned, I'm making cash stacks.
Here's the thing about how expert lying works, and I know this because I've been an expert liar. You tell 95 percent truth, and then you slip in the 5 percent when nobody's looking. That's the whole trick.
95% of What He's Saying Is True
Ninety-five percent of what this guy is saying is accurate. The five percent that's bullshit is that it's on Sui. That's the five percent of bullshit, and that's how people get fooled.
Look at what he's saying. He's predicting AI agents will soon handle personal finance: accurate. On-chain guardrails, because a major concern is AI going around doing whatever the hell it wants: accurate. AI-based treasury management: accurate. The importance of speed: accurate. Being able to handle high frequency, the use case: accurate. Real-world robots and all kinds of infrastructure: accurate. I don't know about the handheld gaming device, but you see what's bullshit: that Sui has anything to do with this, except trying to extract value from people who can't be bothered to ask AI why their favorite crypto YouTuber is lying to them.
This is what's true. Competing with the internet, not blockchains: true. Rebuilding payment and storage on a single layer: true. That it involves Sui: false. Ninety-five percent true, five percent false. That's how you lie. From now on, that's how I want you to lie: you tell 95 percent of the truth and you sneak in the most important part as a lie.
Bitcoin is set up the same way. All the stuff you hear about Bitcoin: 95 percent accurate. How messed up the financial system is: accurate. That we need something better: accurate. That you can have it decentralized: accurate. That it's Bitcoin: false. In my view, the technology for Bitcoin is weak, and it means everything has to be built on centralized tech, which destroys the whole rest of the 95 percent argument. Same thing with Sui.
These Founders Are Pitching ICP Without Knowing It
So let's look at this even further. These founders are pitching ICP, I swear. They're trying to help us. It's like they know ICP is the future, but they can't say ICP, so they're going to show their own coin instead because they have to. But they know where the future is going, so they're going to lie like their coin is going toward it.
I'm not even mad at him anymore. I get him. I'm even thanking him. Thanks to this guy taking his time to co-found this blockchain and then explain why ICP is the future. Once you see this, it's hilarious. This is hilarious. It's the same thing I felt watching when Michael Saylor described what ICP already does — they keep pointing at the future without naming it.
Why I Watch Bobby Oh
You all better be watching Bobby Oh's videos, because to me Bobby Oh is the one creator. I love Blockchain Pill too, and I hate singling out one person, but Bobby is the only one where, if there's a Bobby Oh 2 video, I'm going to drop what I'm doing and watch it. Although I still want to know what happened with the original Bobby Oh channel. When there's a Bobby Oh video on, I'm like, hell yeah, I'm going to drop whatever else I'm watching, and we're going to go through it and watch it.
I started listening to Bobby Oh's newest video in the car yesterday, but I was distracted, so I waited until I got home so I could listen to it and enjoy it. Bobby Oh's been saying this stuff for years, way before I was. He lays out the technical case amazingly. DFINITY's fun, and operations, all of you should be members. That Bobby Oh 2 channel is my favorite ICP content. I watched the whole thing and then went back to the beginning on this one. I watched all of Bobby's videos. I definitely watched that one too, but it was on a different YouTube account.
Bobby's out here trying to debate these people. From my view, I'll debate them if they pay. I'm not debating somebody for free.
The Tech Matters
The tech is all that matters. These other blockchains are telling you that the tech matters, and then they're trying to point you in the right direction. So when the price is down on ICP, you say thank you. Thank you. I'm going to stack some more of this, like I just did. Thank you. I mean, I have enough ICP.
How much does the price have to go to for me to be a millionaire just off ICP? Like 150 or so. Let's whip the calculator out, because every day I can buy more too. I have 7,473, so I divide that. One million divided by 7,473: when the ICP price hits 133 dollars, your boy's a millionaire. Actually, we need to add another 200,000 to that, because I have a little bit of debt. So now we divide by that, and look: when the ICP price is 160 dollars, all my debt's gone. I can take out loans against some of the ICP and pay all my debt off and have some cash, and not have to pay any tax for selling it. When the ICP price hits 160 dollars, I'm going to be a millionaire. This isn't financial advice, it's just my own math on my own situation.
But you see, every ICP I buy makes the ICP price lower, at which point I get to be a millionaire. I really want to get 2,500 more ICP.
So when you see the ICP price low, you say thank you. I'm going to stack as much of this up as I can, because every ICP I buy at 2, when it's 20 or 200, I just made a load of money. That's what you want to see.
The Price Suppression Story Doesn't Add Up
You know what's funny, though, especially watching Bobby's videos: it's like this seems so rigged in DFINITY's favor. On a day-to-day basis, the price doesn't matter at all to them, because from Bobby Oh's video it looks like DFINITY is getting paid to help build out the adoption of ICP tech. Governments have to pay DFINITY to set this stuff up for them, so they make huge amounts of money consulting and setting up all this tech for governments. They don't even need the price to go up. They should be able to make a lot of money to fund operations directly by doing contracts with governments and enterprises.
I saw some of the most ignorant stuff in the comments. I understand that when you see the price dump, you get frustrated and you just say whatever the reason you think it is. A lot of people don't know what's going on. A lot of people think that the ICP price dumps because DFINITY is just dumping their voting rewards constantly all over the people like me that believe in ICP. They figure DFINITY is just out here operating like the rest of these projects, just taking their voting rewards and going, "let's shit the price down today, let's drop it again today." The story people are telling themselves is that DFINITY is just dumping all over everyone, just taking their voting rewards from having 20 percent of the voting rewards and dumping it on everybody else. And then the node provider rewards: they're picturing node providers just dumping all over everybody too.
But the math doesn't add up for that. Right now, in June 2026, node providers got around 700,000 ICP, which is around 1.4 million dollars. And the distributed voting rewards this month are 440 ICP, so call that another million dollars. Let's round up. That's, what, three-ish million dollars in total new ICP this month. Now, the market cap on ICP is what, one-point-something billion dollars? Do you all seriously think that three million dollars of voting rewards moves that?
Look at the 24-hour trading volume. That's an IQ test you have to see: 30 to 38 million dollars in trading volume in the last 24 hours. Do you seriously think that DFINITY getting some voting rewards, which I don't even see that they're dumping, and then node providers getting a couple million dollars, do you think that's dumping a 1 to 2 billion dollar market cap? Sometimes what really can help is to honestly just look in the mirror and be like, I'm being stupid.
What Getting Sober Taught Me About Being Smart
Yes, I often feel smart, but the thing that helped me get sober was realizing what an idiot I was. Because if I was actually smart, I'd never drink alcohol again. Once I saw that I had been operating as a moron, I understood that if I hadn't been a moron, staying sober would have been easy. The moment I looked in a mirror and realized, you're a dummy, I thought, okay, well, maybe if I stay sober, I can be smart. But clearly, if I drink again, I'm an idiot.
In crypto, what really helped me to find ICP was realizing that I don't know anything. After being in crypto since 2023, for nine years at that point, I realized, after making crypto videos that got tens of millions of views, that I had to find the humility to look in the mirror and say: I don't know anything about crypto. Now imagine if these other influencers were that honest, and they could look in the mirror and admit they don't know anything about crypto either. Because most of them don't. Most crypto creators do not know anything about what actually matters in crypto.
They can look at price charts, which in my view are a waste of your time, because price charts are an art form, like watching Picasso paint, except boring. Price charts are works of engineering, the financial variety. They're engineered by leverage. The ICP chart dumps because the rest of crypto, especially the exchanges, don't want you to find out about it yet. But believe me, when they're ready for you to find out about it, the price will be going up.
This Is Bigger Than Dominic Williams
Someone asked me what my biggest nightmare is. Let me think about that. What if something happened to Dominic Williams? Honestly, I think Dominic Williams has probably got some good bodyguards around him, probably got some security. But look at Trump: everything happened to Trump and he's still president. Somebody literally took a shot at him, got his ear, and it helped him get elected. So I'm not worried about Dominic Williams. I imagine somebody else could step up if needed. This is bigger than Dominic Williams. ICP is bigger than Dominic Williams.
As much as I love Dominic Williams, and I know some people have been critical of him, I look at it like this: Dominic Williams is getting things done. He's been a key visionary and the leader in building the most advanced blockchain on earth, one that solves some of the most difficult problems on earth. Dominic Williams has been the Steve Jobs of crypto, and he hasn't got his credit yet, but one day Dominic Williams will get the credit Steve Jobs did.
Why Market Caps Lie
Dogecoin still having a $14 billion market cap is criminal. And that's why a lot of these other market caps, and the way people even analyze crypto, are set up in a way that's ridiculously manipulative. Looking at a market cap doesn't tell you the real value of the project. Yes, Dogecoin with a $14 billion market cap is ridiculous, but how much of that Dogecoin is inaccessible today? They literally forked Bitcoin. So there's lots of Dogecoin that's never going to move again. And then there's lots of people who forgot about it and just left it in wallets years back.
So is it accurate to say Dogecoin really has a $14 billion market cap? They should be removing the supply that's not actually theoretically ever going to be tradable, outside of quantum computing, in which case Dogecoin is going to get destroyed by quantum computing. And I'll celebrate that day.
My Bag Is Weak and I'm Playing Chicken With My Credit
Someone told me my ICP bag is weak. I'm trying. I'm trying. I got divorced last year. I quit doing all my work for income. In my Jerry Banfield money channel, I had an amazing live stream on that yesterday, and that one's monetized too. We talked about how you're richer than you think. It was an awesome live stream. If you want some inspirational content, that one's in a blog post on my website already as well. I rebranded my crypto reviews channel because I can't stand talking about these weak coins anymore, except to pump ICP.
Yes, my bag is weak, but I'm paying rent. I'm paying $2,700 a month rent on credit. I'm only making about a thousand or so a month on YouTube so far, but that could change rapidly. I'm paying for things for my kids. And I'm stacking ICP. So this is like playing a game of chicken with my credit line. I've got at least $60,000 left. So let's go. Give me six more months and something's going to pop off.
When ICP moves, what'll probably happen is all the other content creators will just pivot, and me and Bobbio will be like, see, we told you the whole time. And Coin Bureau will say, yes and no, everything's built on ICP, and when it came out, I told you it would be. And you'll be like, no, you didn't, but it won't matter. They'll just use all their bots and their paid shills and momentum. You'll know ICP when you see big influencers start to pivot into it. And they will pivot into it, because that's where it's headed. We're seeing all the signs right now. These are early. These are the signs.
The Founder of Sui Is Shilling ICP Without Saying It
When you've got a founder of a blockchain like Sui basically talking about pumping ICP, because the reality of his blockchain does not match what Sui can do, but it does match what ICP can do. He's talking about integrating storage with payments, but Sui's execution layer can't hold heavy web data. So then it's Walrus, a separate decentralized storage network. Translate that as useless nonsense. How well have Ethereum layer twos worked? Not that good. Walrus is just like an Ethereum layer two, but for Sui. ICP has all of it built together. Walrus is poor compared to what ICP can do natively right now.
And then there's the ephemeral DAG, just trying to use a directed acyclic graph. It's brilliant for token transfers. But everybody can do token transfers. When you're seeing stuff like this from Sui, these are very clear signs of where we're heading. And you should be grateful when the price is low enough. I'm like, I do not want the price to pump until I'm ready. I'd like to get another 2,500 ICP, which is about $7,800 to $8,000 today. I could just pull that out of the bank, but we'd be running a little risky doing that. Then I have to tap in, and the rest is my credit. I love the price staying down here because I can stack this up. I want 10,000. We're getting close. I had over 10,000 worth in a bunch of ICP altcoins before.
The XRP Delusion
Somebody asked me about XRP going to $10,000. That's the stupidest thing you can imagine. That would be more than all the wealth on earth. This guy was telling me that he bought $20 of it. A guy I love, to be sure, a blue collar worker. This dude could go out there, fix your car, and build a house for you. This guy, Jack, could mess me up with one punch. But he told me in a meeting, hey, I bought $20 of XRP, and I'm going to use that one day to make a down payment on my house. I said, what are you talking about? He said, well, I bought it now and it's a dollar, and when it goes to $10,000, since I bought $20 of it, I'll have $20,000, so I'll be able to. I'm like, stop. Stop. That's so ignorant. Let me stop you.
XRP going to $10,000 is not possible unless we have some hyperinflation, Germany 1920-style situation. It is not possible for XRP to go to $10,000 because, with the market cap, that would be worth more than all the wealth in the world. Whoever put that on YouTube didn't care. They figured if you didn't see through it, you deserved to be misled by it. So I told him: that is impossible. You'll be lucky to ever have $100 out of that $20.
I remember watching these conspiracy theory channels, and I was enjoying this woman's videos until she said to buy XRP. She broke me out of a trance. I was like, yeah, aliens. Yeah, Pleiadians. Yeah, Reptilians. Astral travel, you're cool. Then she's like, buy $500 of XRP. I'm like, what? No. I thought, oh my gosh, she's lying about all the rest of this too. She hasn't been getting contacted by aliens. These are demonic entities telling her what to say to get an audience on YouTube. She's been lying to me the whole time. She's like, yeah, just buy $500 of XRP and you'll be set.
You know what's really messed up too? Her advice worked better than mine, because XRP is up about 2X from where she said to buy it, and ICP's down 2X. The demons are giving her better information than me. It's funny because you can't verify extraterrestrial claims. She said buy $500 of XRP and you'll be set for life. Well, you've got $1,000 now and it's been about a year. I wouldn't call that set for life. But this much ICP, I will be set for life with this.
When you've got the founder of Sui shilling ICP, but he's just not going to say ICP because he'd probably get whacked if he did, that tells you something. There are big amounts of money involved. A little guy like me, who relatively nobody's listening to, but you're listening, which is all that matters. A relatively little guy like me, nobody owns me.
I'm Not Anybody's Slave
I'm not anybody's slave. I haven't sold my YouTube channel like some of these creators have. I can say whatever I want, whenever I want, however I want. But if somebody bought and owned me and I had a non-disclosure agreement saying I couldn't talk about ICP, then I guess I wouldn't be talking about it.
How much money would it take if they came to buy my YouTube channel and said, "Jerry, we'll give you X amount of dollars. You just have to say that you were wrong about ICP, and that Sui and XRP and Solana and Casper" — no, Casper didn't have any money to bribe like that. It'd be XRP, Solana, XLM, Sui, Canton Network. They'd have money to pay. "You just have to shill these 10 coins, BitTensor" — and so on. Even my ex-wife: we got divorced because I refused to be her bitch. She wanted me to be her bitch. I tried for seven years and I got tired of it.
So how much money do you think it would take if they came to me and said, "Jerry, shut up about ICP. Say that you were wrong. We're going to give you X amount of dollars to shut up, and don't tell people about ICP before it's too early"? Even Bobby O cooperated and put his videos to members only. I'm not saying Bobby did that for them, but I'm not just playing with that either.
How much money would the offer have to be for me to shut up and just say I was wrong about everything? Somebody said 1 billion. Damn, 1 billion — see, I might think about that. But how much money is it worth to feel like you're a liar and a fraud, and to know that you're just ripping people off? How much is that worth? Do you think my health would go downhill if I took a billion dollars? Andrew Tate said some crypto offered him 100 million dollars to promote them. My two thoughts: it was either Solana or XRP that offered him that. Which one do you think it was?
Someone said 30 trillion. With 30 trillion I could be like a dictator of a medium. I could probably go buy a country like Pakistan or something for $30 trillion. I don't know if it's that much, but I could literally go buy a whole country and be dictator with that much, and everybody would have abundance. Whether it's a billion or $30 trillion, somebody else said 10,000 — pure bullshido. It is.
My goal is to go livestream as often as I can to make the most entertaining stuff I can for you, and to make sure you have a chance to talk back.
Someone mentioned Canton Network being used by banks and taking away XRP's business. Canton Network's just another fluff machine, just another one of those fluff machines. As one viewer pointed out, with 30 trillion you could buy ICP for two trillion — that's a good deal. The problem is, with these 100 million offers, you'd have to get paid in XRP. I'd get paid in all these shit coins, so then I couldn't even dump them. And you know what? They probably put a hit on you if you fuck around and don't do what you're supposed to do. Look what happened to BitBoy. They use that machine that makes you crazy as shit. Where's BitBoy? Is BitBoy still around?
Why ICP Is a Perfect Use Case for Pakistan
Somebody asked my opinion on ICP in Pakistan. Mega bullish. Mega bullish. The fifth largest country in the world. ICP is a perfect use case for their infrastructure. That's a bigger use case than anything else I see in crypto — helping Pakistan rebuild. I love Pakistan. Some viewers on my Jerry Banfield Games channel were telling me I should go to Pakistan and find a woman there. Well, we'll see — this girl's supposed to be coming over in 45 minutes. Let's see what happens with her first. It'd be funny. Maybe I'll get her on some videos if she's down with it.
Why I'm Dollar-Cost-Averaging Into ICP
Are you waiting for ICP to drop to a dollar and then going all in? I'm just DCAing it, because in the past what I did not do well is I kept always trying to get the best price. So I bought like a thousand a couple of months ago, I bought 994 a couple days ago — I guess three days ago now — and then I did a whole bunch of transfers to test this stuff out on Caffeine AI. So I'm just DCAing over time, because here's the thing: if the price goes up to like five dollars, I don't want to buy more at five dollars.
Y'all don't realize this, but when you've got a chance to buy at two dollars, you will hate to buy at five dollars. This is your last chance. Now if it keeps going down, you're going to get to accumulate more, but as soon as that shit goes up to four or five, you will not be able to stomach buying any more ICP, because you'll feel so dumb for missing two-dollar ICP. You'll be like, "I can't buy it at four or five, I'll have to wait for it to go down," and then it never happens. That's what happened to me with Bitcoin. I bought a whole bunch of Bitcoin, but I couldn't stand to hardly buy more after that, because I'm like, "Well, I'm just waiting for it to go back down, because I'm not buying it higher." This is some psychology stuff.
So every day the ICP price is low, and every day you can see very clear signs that this is the direction we're going in, just say thank you. Thank you for the chance to get more. Because as soon as that shit shoots up and all the retail normies are buying in, you're not going to be able to buy more. Can you imagine buying ICP at ten dollars again? I was stacking the heck out of ICP at ten, twelve dollars. You will not see me buying ICP at ten or twelve dollars, because at ten dollars I'm going to have $70,000 of ICP — it won't even matter to buy more. It'll be useless to buy more. What am I going to do, put in another thousand?
This is not financial advice, obviously, and I think it's clear in my mind that I'm not going to be able to buy more, because I'm not going to be in the position. If you don't buy it now, you're never going to buy it later, because when the price got — if it goes down, I will keep buying it. I didn't think it'd get down to this level, but then again, Bitcoin and the rest of the stuff, Solana's tanked, Casper's tanked.
Anyone still on Casper should get off — that stuff was toxic. If you'd pivoted to Sui, Solana, or god forbid even XRP, that'd be one thing, but Casper — they don't even have any money to pay you. People get mad that Dfinity wouldn't pay them, but Dfinity gave me 25,000. To be clear, that was years back, and I should have sold that stuff when I got it, because I could have bought 10,000 plus more ICP now. But I was accumulating as much as I could.
So to me, if you don't buy when it's at all-time lows, you're never going to buy again. Every day I see the ICP price, I'm like, good, I'll keep stacking. I'll keep stacking, because as soon as it shoots into like three-plus dollars, I'm not buying more, I'll just keep compounding my maturity. Once it shoots up, I can't stand to buy more, which means I'm stuck with what I've got. So now's the time to load your stuff up before it shoots up so high that you're never going to want to buy it again.
As for mass adoption and two-year stakeholders, the maturity — I'm getting eight percent on my neuron right now. Let me confirm this. I'm getting eight percent on my neuron. So this is going great. And now, since it's only two years, I'm automatically compounding maturity. So this will just get crazy.
How much do I put into SpaceX? I don't buy stocks. All I invest in is ICP, and then I would invest in stuff that's local, like houses, and I pay my debt off. I don't put anything into SpaceX.
For me, the case is simple. The founders of these other chains are out here describing the future, and the future they're describing is the one ICP is already building. So every day the price is low, I just say thank you and keep stacking. If you want to follow along, you can watch my newest videos breaking down the Internet Computer in my ICP Crypto playlist.