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Every game runs right in your browser — no downloads, no real wallets, no tracking. Each one is $9 once, yours forever, with its own leaderboard: Jerry Banfield 3D, Meme Coin Dynasty, Math Strike, Infinite Momentum, Dream Life Island, Blockchain Zombies and the Top Jerry Banfield Fan quiz. Made with love (and a lot of AI) by me, Jerry Banfield.

$9 · alpha
My own Duke Nukem 3D-style shooter

Jerry Banfield 3D

Play as me. Trolls in JERRY SUCKS shirts have taken over a movie theater that plays my videos. Pistol, shotgun, MP40, MG42, rockets, grenades and the nuke; healthy snacks for health; end the level by going to bed. Alpha: one level now, every level and upgrade to come included. $9 once, kills-first leaderboard.

Desktop only · WASD + mouse · R reload Get Jerry Banfield 3D · $9
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Text-based crypto strategy

Meme Coin Dynasty

Launch a fictional meme coin with 1 billion tokens and make one consequential decision a day — content, influencers, liquidity, listings, whales, a DAO. Inspired by the old-school browser mafia games, rebuilt for the meme coin era. $9 once, unlimited runs, leaderboard.

point & click · phone / tablet / desktop Enter Meme Coin Dynasty
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Aim. Solve. Fire.

Jerry Banfield Math Strike

Race against the clock, target the correct answer, and survive three strikes across twelve levels of math. One problem, nine tiles, one right answer — from Grade 1 addition to Grade 12 precalculus. $9 once, unlimited runs, points leaderboard.

mouse / tap · keyboard supported Get Math Strike · $9
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Highway survival roguelite

Jerry Banfield: Infinite Momentum

Play as Jerry on an endless sunny interstate. Abilities fire automatically — move, clear playful obstacles, collect ICP Energy, and combine six weapons with six passives into powerful evolutions across a 15-minute run. $9 once, unlimited runs, ICP Energy leaderboard.

WASD/arrows · gamepad · touch joystick Get Infinite Momentum · $9
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Relaxing 3D island exploring

Dream Life Island: Spark Hunt

Explore a bright low-poly island paradise — beach, open-air mansion, waterfall jungle, lighthouse and a hidden grotto. Collect glowing Life Sparks, cruise the buggy, or just free-roam at sunset. No enemies, works on phones too. $9 once, unlimited hunts, fastest-hunt leaderboard.

WASD + mouse · touch controls on mobile Get Dream Life Island · $9
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First-person zombie survival

Blockchain Zombies: ICP Survival

Crypto-ticker zombies storm a futuristic ICP office. Line them up for penetrating railgun kills, buy perks, grab power-ups, and survive the giant BTC boss every 5th round. $9 once, unlimited rounds, points leaderboard.

WASD + mouse · desktop browser Get Blockchain Zombies · $9
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Trivia about Jerry

Top Jerry Banfield Fan

More than 1,700 questions pulled from Jerry's books and videos. Answer ten at a time, build your score, and climb the leaderboard; wrong answers come back around until you get them right. Progress saves to your account. $9 once, yours forever.

tap / click · phone or desktop Get Top Jerry Banfield Fan · $9

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