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Running the Floor with Bill Clinton
All right, stick it in, Bill. Oh — that's what she said. Let's go. That's it, back pass it. No, Scotty. No! What are you doing? Do not shoot from back there. Oh, Bill's gonna be on fire. Come on, Bill, I know you're out of turbo. Hold up, get your turbo back up, and stick it in. No, Bill! Oh, well — they'll push you around like that. Damn, there goes no "on fire" for me. Get in there. Yeah, that's it. You can play with me if you want. Oh, what a dunk. I love that. I love that dunk. We're still up — we're up one point.
You got it, Bill. There we go. Oh, that should miss — no, that went in, damn it. Oh, you got Bill right here, there we go. I need to knock the second guy. Oh yeah — yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, there we go. Get it to Scotty, put it in with Scotty. Yes, there you go. That's how you do that. That's how you do that. Oh, good block, Bill — weak, though, that he dunked back on you. Weak. Come on, Bill, you got this. Oh yeah, there we go, Bill, stick it in. Bill, block, put it back in — gotcha, bitch. Ooh, ooh, ooh, from the top. Oh, what? There you go. You got that shit in, Bill. Good. Yep. Ooh, he's going in. I just want to win, baby.
Why My Shirt Is Off
If you're wondering why I have my shirt off: I think we could solve all our problems by just getting naked and sitting quietly in a room together. There was some movie with Morgan Freeman that says the basic problem with human beings is that y'all can't just sit in a room together and be quiet. I've come to believe that when we strip down and get naked, we see how we're all pretty much clones of each other. Like, there are little differences, but we think we're so different because of our cars and our money and our followers. Hey, you strip us down, we're about the same.
Threes, Broken Backboards, and Five Straight Losses
Three! Or, Bill, just keep sticking it in and hope she doesn't snitch this time. Oh, Bill got it. Scotty, shoot the — fuck, Scotty, you're fired. You're fucking fired. Oh. Bitch! Bill, go, baby. No, Bill! He fucking goaltended it. Dunk that shit. Fuck. All right, Bill for three. Fucking hit the three. Let's go — Bill Clinton with the three right when you needed it, Jesse. Fucking — I'm going for three again with Bill. Bill with the three. Another three. Y'all are getting fucked up this time. Go. All right, Bill's going to go for three again. Fuck it, all the way back there. Yes! Bill, I didn't know you could shoot threes.
Give me the — bitch, put it in. Scotty, you got it. All right, we're tied up. Come on, motherfucker. Come on, Bill, put that shit in. Yes! Got the lead back. Dunk that shit, Bill. He broke the backboard! He broke the backboard on him! Let's go — he smashed the backboard out of that. My God, right now. Damn, there's 12 seconds. I'm down by — fuck. Steal it. Put that shit in. All right, one more steal. Fuck. I lost again. Five games in a row. Son of a bitch.
All right, you got this, Bill — banging in for three. Yes! Bill Clinton! Oh, he's going to run. The threes are up this game. Turn him off. Oh, get that rebound, Bill, over to David. He's going to dunk it. Put it in, David. There you go. I love that dunk — that's my favorite one, Kevin. So glad that's — that bullshit, Bill, you got this. It shins off that ball.
Hey, Bill — in case Bill Clinton's watching my stream for real right now — Bill, I just want you to know that my wife would consider me getting my dick sucked by another woman "sexual relations." Just think, in case — I would consider that. I did have sexual relations, too. Now, if my wife preferred other women, then she wouldn't have a problem with that, but I'm just saying, you've got to tell the truth. If she sucked your dick — just saying. I'm going to have sexual relations with this basket. When I win, I'm going to stick — I'm going to put my dick right in the basket. Oh, I love that dunk where they fly up like that. That's such a good one. Oh, Bill, that was uglier than the shot you put on Monica's dress. Oh, Bill Clinton with the block. Good shit.
All right, Bill, I want you to put this three in. Bill's like, "I don't give a fuck what you want, punk. I'm going to press. I'm a former president of the USA. I don't give a fuck what you want." Oh — he did both of us. That's nice. He did both of us. For more retro gaming streams like this one, check out my Games playlist.