I'm playing my new game, Top Jerry Banfield Fan, in real time for the first time. There is a leaderboard, and if you think you are truly the top Jerry Banfield fan, this game will test it. There are 1,701 questions right now, and I will add more as Jerry Banfield continues to evolve. You get 10 questions at a time. If you answer wrong, you don't get any points. If you answer correctly, you climb the leaderboard.
I built this with AI yesterday, and it's incredible what you can do now, because I have millions and millions of words across all my videos. The AI pulled from 35 books and thousands of hours of videos and then made Top Jerry Banfield Fan out of all of it. It works just like the game I made with AI hosted on ICP. So I clicked play.
Round One: I Don't Even Know My Own Life
These questions are insane. I had to guess at the first one. On Christmas 2025, I described a dating app search radius from my planned new home that would search Sarasota, Clearwater, and Tampa. How many miles? I guessed 50. This is so crazy.
Question two: in a funny dream I described on February 4, 2026, what was stalking me and my kids until I jumped on it and choked it out? Well, I don't know. This is my own life, and I don't know this stuff. I picked a giant python.
Question three: how do I define a pathological liar, which I say I was when I took my USCPD polygraph? Dang, this question is a little severe. The answer is definitely someone who believes their own lies, because if you believe what you're saying, then that's really the way it works. That's a little bit harsh, though. The AI is a little brutal. Come on now.
Question four: of the people who started watching one of my Udemy courses, about what percentage did I say actually finished the whole course? Nobody finishes the whole course. I said five to ten percent.
Question five: I summarized Dr. Robert Glover's testing and escalating framework from Dating Essentials for Men. What happens at level two? It's nuts how good these questions are. Basic conversation is level one, and asking for phone numbers is level three. One of the choices was introducing her to your friends and family, bro. That's a funny one. The AI has got a sense of humor. Level two is playful teasing.
Question six: I say I presented my St. Pete Academy of Real Magic booklet as fiction so people would pass it around, like a local version of what? That's going to be Harry Potter. I'm doing all right on my own game so far.
Question seven: before I deleted my Facebook page in 2023, it stayed demonetized for a year and a half. What was it demonetized for? Wow, these questions are amazing. The choices were a community standards strike for swearing, a spam flag for posting too often, a copyright strike, or an unoriginality flag after I posted a clip from my own stream. It was the unoriginality flag. Ridiculous.
Question eight: I say I can play a tennis match for how long in the middle of the day in the Florida heat? Four hours. Hell yeah. Four hours.
Question nine is the most narcissistic thing I've ever seen, and it's so good. I gave Claude, ChatGPT, and Gemini the same input, and all of them said I should build a community. What name did the AIs eventually agree on? Banfield Brotherhood is pretty good, but I went with Jerry Banfield Family. I explained using all of them in why I pay $400 a month for ChatGPT and Claude.
Question ten is so detailed. In my livestream "Cardano ADA Is Finished," I say ICP is not my coin, it's the best. What would I do if I found a better coin and true reasons ICP was flawed? Buy even more, hold it anyway, dump it, or stake it longer? I don't know. I went with hold it anyway. That's my opinion, not financial advice.
Then I submitted my 10 answers to my own questions. I got 7 out of 10 right. Dude, what? In the funny dream, it wasn't a giant python? Oh my God. And I got the Cardano one wrong too. Wow, I don't even know about my own life. I don't remember.
What's funny is that when you get them right, you show up by your username on the leaderboard. Damn, it's Jerry Banfield on there. Dude, this is so hard. I got 70% accuracy on my own life.
Round Two: Busch Gardens, Facebook Research, and Match Group
What's so cool now is I can just click play again, and it picks up right where I left off and draws 10 more questions. Every question you get right moves you up the leaderboard.
Question one: when do I say I used to go to theme parks alone, as I recall in my book about quitting dating apps? In grad school. Look, I'm helping y'all get these right. In grad school, I used to go to Busch Gardens by myself. I remember when I wanted to dump my ex-girlfriend, I went and rode SheiKra like six times, and I was like, "All right, I need to dump her. I'm tired of this." Then when I was first dating my ex-wife, I hadn't responded to her texts in a little while, and I told her, "Yeah, I just went to Busch Gardens." She said, "What, are you thinking about dumping me?" I should have gone to Busch Gardens, ridden a bunch of roller coasters, and then told her we were getting divorced from there. Ha ha. More on that in dating after divorce.
Question two: in my Twitch book, what is the one thing I say I'm very cautious about suggesting people give up to chase a streaming dream? The choices were family, draining side hustles, a larger home, and a job they hate. It's got to be their family, right? I think the AI kind of gave it away. And yeah, a lot of people do give up their family, their health, all kinds of stuff for streaming.
Question three: as my Facebook videos took off, someone from which part of Facebook had a video call with me to ask how my videos were doing so well? The research department. Somebody from Facebook research called me, and I now think they were fishing to see if I had any secret handshakes or if I knew anyone. They decided, "Nah, this guy just knows the algorithm, and it's just special." Whatever she was looking for, I didn't provide. But I think if I had provided what she was looking for, I might have gotten into the inner circle or something.
Question four came from my book Bitcoin Is a Lie. All my books are on Amazon, and I'm putting them up on my website steadily. In fact, I think I'll run the AI today and tell it to get all my books up on the website and just dump everything into it that I built on ICP with AI. Books are obviously my path now. The question: why do I say I use Bitcoin as my safest target when criticizing crypto? The choices were that its founder is anonymous and it has no legal team, that its developers are public, or that it has the largest number of users. I went with the anonymous founder and no legal team.
Question five: according to me in It's Not You, It's the Dating Apps, which giant company now owns almost all the major dating apps? That's going to be Match Group.
What's cool is you can't even Google a lot of this stuff. Some of it may be on my blog in various places, so dang, I just told y'all how to cheat at this game. You might be able to search my blog for some answers, since I turn my YouTube videos into blog posts, but some of this is so obscure it's not posted publicly anywhere. That's why AI made personality more valuable than information.
Question six: in my January 16th video, after concluding long livestreams don't work, I resolve to keep my videos to what length? Oh God. I don't know this, because I went back and forth on it so much. I guessed probably 10 minutes. This is hilarious. Don't you wish you had a game of your life like this? I could help you build one if you want.
Question seven: I say one fact about myself must be disclosed immediately on a first date. What is it? That I'm divorced, that I'm sober, that I have kids, or that I used to be a police officer? Probably that I'm sober. But I didn't tell the woman I went on my last first date with that. Oh God. The game remembers what I said in I'm seeking a wife better than I do.
Question eight: in 2017, when I first started making music, what name did I give my idea of non-repetitive music where you never know what's coming next? That's going to be WTF Next.
Question nine: in December 2025, a new Ninja Blender from Amazon arrived looking like a return, so I asked for a partial refund instead. How much did Amazon offer? Bro, what? What is this question? I thought they offered like 40, but maybe 80. I put 80. They sent me a used, beat-up blender that was supposed to be brand new.
Question ten: in my book ChatGPT for President, which two films do I say portray AI as an enemy that takes over by violence and domination? It's got to be The Matrix and Terminator. Ex Machina is so good too. Ex Machina is fantastic.
I got 8 out of 10. I got the grad school one, obviously. Obviously, don't give up your family. Research department, yep. Bitcoin, yep. Match Group, yep. But what do I say has to be disclosed on a first date? I don't even know what I said. See, we all need fact-checking. And the blender? I picked 80 and that's wrong? What was it? I don't know, man.
Try to Beat My Score on the Leaderboard
Y'all get the idea. I'm going to play a lot more of these, because this is hilarious. If you love Jerry Banfield, this is a dream come true. See if you can beat me on the leaderboard. After two rounds I'm up to 15 correct and 5 wrong, for 75% accuracy. You can buy Top Jerry Banfield Fan on my website and play it for good.
Click the chat to get into the games chat room, which actually has a couple of people talking about the game. You can DM me too. I've got four DMs right now.
I'm going to crank out a bunch more AI games, because if I'm making games I can actually play myself, I'll never run out of time to play. I'd love to make something like Duke Nukem, but Jerry Banfield. How cool would that be? Maybe I'll see if I can do that next, the way I built my own version of Vampire Survivors with AI. You can follow every one of them on my Games playlist.
So play this game right now. Hit me up in the chat room and DM me to tell me you played it and let me know what you think. I'll see you on the leaderboard. If you want to make sure you find all the games, you can go see everything in the store and filter by games. Maybe I'll put a games section on the homepage, but for now, Top Jerry Banfield Fan: get in there. Let's go.