They're the last guys right there — let's go, let's go! There you go, right under Paris. You should have them. Yeah, let's go. I did nothing and we won. Two wins! That's the energy of this whole session with Wink248, and I want to walk you through exactly how it went down.
Sticking Together and Wrecking People
The plan was simple: they have to stick together, so we can just wreck people. We hit that one, then went straight upstairs. Right over here to the stairway. Once I got up there, I waited for everybody to get up with me so we could go in and grab it together. Oh, I got a baby monitor, too — let's go. I figured the other one was either up top — yes, yep, we got one. I saw him inside. Where the hell is this dude on your AV? Oh, he's inside. He's inside. Hey, I got him. I'll get you up.
Where do you want me to park this thing? Right here — got him. Splat! Oh shit, somebody behind me. Who's ghosted? Got him. All right, somebody else was aiming at me. Oh man, those ghosts snuck up on us. Give me a damn gun — a damn shotgun, an old-school shotgun. I just beat two of them off, dude, and there was another one. Dang. Hey, they shot Wink! I went in and grabbed that one quick. Got it. Get off. I'm finishing that — finish that! The next one I got put down. Oh, he's right here, and there's another whole team over here. I dropped back in and told the squad I was going to drop some back in for us too.
Get me out of here — oh, they already opened the vault. Damn. I went up to it anyway. How much health did this guy have left? Oh, here to help. What? Oh yeah, specialist — just specialist. Nice. I got him, and I got the fast revive. He's in the door over here — damn, bro. Whoo! Annihilated them. I was out of ammo though. Damn, it's a max — it's good. There were two teams. There were two teams, damn, two teams back here. They were all over in here, all over in here. I told the squad I'd bring them all back — we just needed to live for 30 seconds and the whole team would be back.
Got him down on the left. There we go — that's one kill. All right, it's four on three, guys. We got this. On the left, got one down — you got that one dead. Finish him! Let's go, it's one on four — finish him! There are the last guys right there. Let's go, let's go! There you go. Even in the ugly game, we got the win. Let's go — got the W. Oh my god. Yep, we did it. I got it.
Back to Back Dubs
All right, I'm buying back — who wants to do something crazy in Paris? Are you done? You're not getting me out of the sky. We landed right there, and oh yeah, we were going to be able to buy everything — there were only six teams left. That's awesome. Nice, good kill. All right, it's a best four-v-four. Oh, we could see him — right here, come out. I'm going to hit one of these shots one day, too. Oh, they just rebought their teammate. We got this.
Then the airstrikes came in again — where the hell did I drop in at? Nice, you got him. Oh, here — my prox mine, it's my prox mine over here. Yeah, let's go, shoot — he's right ahead, right next to that door. Right under Paris. You should have him. Yeah, let's go! I did nothing and we won. Two wins! Let's go! Dude, hella clutch. Oh my god, I didn't hit a damn shot that game. Let's go — two piece! Hey, hold up — was that two in a row? That was back to back! Oh my god, y'all are sick, man. That's sick.
Next drop, I came down right behind Wink. He's right here — I'm going farther down. Somebody dropped right next to us, Wink, right here — I'm beating him off. Oh yeah! Give me that. I like beating guys off. I went for another kill over here — got you down. See if he's got a teammate on the train. Somebody finished my kill on that dude. He's on the train. Oh, I see — nice. Us versus solos right now. I did the math: one team's got two, another team's got two, and then there's a solo. Oh yep, he's right behind there. Damn it. Right behind — yep, top of the hill. Damn, I got insta-killed, my god. Oh, there was a team of three — I didn't do my math appropriately. I don't even know if they rebought or something, but that's the second GG. I know I reported that team — good game. All right, we got two firsts and a second.
Real Talk on Cheating, Bot Lobbies, and Reverse Boosting
Here's the thing about reporting, though: if you report someone who's not really cheating, it doesn't matter — they're not going to get banned just because a few reports came in. I've heard that a lot of streamers use VPNs, which loads bot lobbies. I imagine there are a lot of things that would shock you that streamers do to artificially inflate their gameplay. For example, if I wanted to have the very best gameplay, all I'd need to do is reverse boost — just play really bad ten, twenty, thirty games intentionally, like while I was editing a video, just have Warzone loaded and die over and over again. I'd get easier lobbies. So then when I came on stream, it would look like I'm playing in all god mode. But I don't do anything that I wouldn't want to tell everybody about.
If you enjoyed these back-to-back dubs with Wink248, there are plenty more gaming sessions like this one over on my Games playlist. Two firsts and a second in one session — I'll take that any day.