This is me, Jerry Banfield, gaming — playing Terminator 2: Judgment Day on the original Nintendo. I've got a real Nintendo controller, and I've got the actual cartridge. I played this live on YouTube and live on Twitch, and there was some swearing. So if you can't handle... FUCK! Then you probably should have left by now. I can't believe it — I used to be the biggest Terminator 2 fan, and I can't believe I didn't have this Nintendo game. What were my parents doing? You know what they weren't doing? They weren't up in Best Buy looking through every game for my little ass.
Alright, here we go. I'm going to try not to swear for as long as possible — except for that last time I said fuck, and that time, and... Alright, so here we go. Do you just... you're just supposed to run past these dudes, right? You know what I mean? You just run past them, right? I don't know. I do know Level 2 is hard as shit on this, though. Oh! Beat him off! Oh, maybe you do have to beat them all off. Don't get run over by the motorcycle, though. And yeah — Terminator 2 was one of the best sequels ever. That was really well done... OH, FUCK! Alright, I made it 50 seconds. What am I doing? Oh, we can move on now, okay. These guys are jumping down like Donkey Kong. Terminated! Come on, I want to at least get to Level 2.
Shitty ass score. Although it is unreasonable — it's like, why do I think I should be good? I've barely played this game yet. I have no right to think I should be good at it at this point. I haven't put in the work! How'd this bitch get behind me and punch me? Man, goddamn, Jerry. Alright, how about over here? Dude, the motorcycle ran me over while I was changing my camera angle. That's fucked. What do I need to do over here? Alright, so you pretty much just have to punch these dudes out. Shit! Alright, there — we beat that part of it. Oh, so many motorcycles. Go on, you!
Somebody watching asked if I'd still take my audio and put it over EDM — oh, I will do that. And to whoever wanted to speak to me and Joe Paris: Joe Paris doesn't just talk to anybody. Like I do. But you can schedule a call with me if you want to record a video or just talk.
These Old Nintendo Games Give You a Dose of Humility
Come on! Damn, how did I lose all that health already? Dude, these games — they made these Nintendo games, and these kids don't want to play these games today. These games give you a dose of humility. My kids will play some shit today and they're like, "I'm so good at Minecraft." Like, you fucking suck at Minecraft! There's just nobody there to prove that to you. And it's like, fuck! But when we play games like this, you have no doubt that you suck a fucking dick at Terminator 2 when you play it. Right? Like, I'm not out here thinking I'm good. I'm getting my ass beat on. I don't think I'm good — I know I suck. The game is just beating the shit out of me. There are no delusions that I'm good. Today it's like, oh, give everybody a trophy, everybody's good. Like, no. You're not good till you put in the work. Fuck! I have not put in the work. I don't deserve to be good at this game, because I haven't put in the work. Right? Y'all want some more videos of me playing this game? Let me know.
Damn! The motorcycler got me again. Like I said — I don't deserve to be good because I haven't put in the work. You understand that concept? You get good when you put in the work. What am I supposed to do with this dude? Oh — I did not get hit somehow right there. Oh. Get him. Watch me heat it up. Beat it up. Den it. Put that pool stick down, bitch. Oh, so now we're going this way. Wait, what? Oh, I go in the bar. Okay. Alright, we're in the bar. We might get to Level 2 at this rate.
Trying to Get Farther Than Superman Did
I just want to get farther than Superman did. Superman got smacked by the boss. He's the one who made me want to play this — I'm like, I can beat that boss up. Meanwhile I got shit on at the beginning of Level 1. But of course — because I haven't put the work in. You don't deserve to get the results if you don't put the work in. Damn. Can't you do some other shit to them? Oh, you can duck, too. Can you uppercut or something? Or just hit different directions on the D-pad? I like how he's clothed. Is this live? Is it live or is it Jerry Banfield? It's always live.
Oh, this dude is this big. Oh, shit. You've got to watch that right hook. Oh, and the kick in the dick, too. I don't know if I have a termidick or something. You've got to know when to get in — like Winnie the Pooh with the honeypot. Fucking hit him. Ah, shit. Don't play Batman — I play some Batman. Looking like a pro already. I hope I get one more life, because I think I can take him down, and then we can get on the motorcycle. Oh, Superman did get to the motorcycle level, that's right. Oh, shit. Dude, his foot was on the way back. Oh, you cannot just slug it out with this dude. You've got to go in and touch a little bit. Damn. You've got to get him to throw both of those. Ah, shit. You've got to bait him. Masturbate him, really. I disagree with this dude being bigger than me. I'm going to fuck you up, bro. You just can't stay in too long. You've got to hit it, quit it. Got a whole lot. Come on — he's about down. You just experienced a glitch with a YouTuber. I'll say "damn" like 40 times in a row. Oh, shit.
Alright, should we cheat and play this one time? Should we cheat and play it? Where's the health located? Right up next to my head. Dude, the second level on this — the second level is going to make you beg for the first level. The second level is so hard. But like, this is pretty cool — what they did with the technology where it was at. Should we look up a Game Genie code and cheat? I think so.
If y'all want some more Terminator 2, let me know — and you can watch the rest of my gameplay videos on my Games playlist. Come back for more Jerry Banfield.